Do you know what you're looking at? You probably think you're looking at a pink blanket from the dollar store, right? Well, you'd be wrong. What you're looking at is my grandchild. Says who?...
Because according to Pepper, it's her "baby". The world's ugliest, stinkiest most disgusting baby. EVER.
If it's not in her mouth, it's at her head and if it's not at her head, it's at my feet. For some ungodly reason, Pepper thinks I want her baby as much as she does. No really, Pepper, knock yerself out.
Seems like every time I turn around, this ugly thing is sitting at the floor next to me. If it wasn't for Pepper, I'd think I was being stalked...by a blanket.